Dave was the first to hear the whining off in the distance (THIS time it WASN'T Jim complaining about bad die rolls) approaching the town. Dust rose in the distance as a vehicle approached at a fairly good clip. When it got close enough to get a good look at it, Dave still couldn't be sure what he feasted his eyes on. It was a cart of sorts, but apparently the driver had forgotten something...like horses. "Oh," he thought to himself, "this must be one of the heretical magical machines." Things that cheezed off the general populace had a way of catching his interest, and this was no different. Oddly enough, Reverend Holsk did not come charging out of the church with oil and a torch.
The thing had four large wheels the shape of a doughnut that stood as tall as a man, fairly soft but durable. The main frame of it was arched in the middle with a sort of plate metal turret in the rear with arrow slits in it. The thing bounced down the street in an almost comical fashion, the tires apparently the vehicle's only shock absorbers. Over bumpy, smooth terrein like the unkempt road of Sharan, the thing was a bit difficult to control, bouncing and skidding through turns over the patchwork that remained of ancient cobblestone. The thing started into a sliding turn when Dave maniacally waved his hands in the air for the thing to stop. It slid to a stop, the driver able to avoid hitting Dave, which was fortunate. Only then did Dave really notice the sharp spear like metal spikes jutting out from the front of the cart, obviouslt some sort of anti-pedestrian device.
"Centaurs! We 'been attacked by centaurs!" shouted a voice from inside the rearcastle. Dave stood on his tiptoes trying to get a look at the source of the noise. A simple sort of man peeked up over the top of the turret to speak to Dave. The driver in front, in easy view of Dave, added his two cents worth. "They were everywhere," he said frantically. "Are there any here?" he said, his head swinging back and forth like a door in the wind. Dave tried to get more out of him and only then noticed the metal shafted arrows protruding from the round wheels and a couple in the forecastle.
By this time, Tony had arrived on the scene. Unlike Dave, his interest was drawn immediately to the fine crafted arrows. Jim hauled himself from where he sat in the dust near the tavern (to look more effectively wretched) and headed towards the commotion. Wayne wasn't far behind, coming out of the bar itself after completely failing to turn this into an opportunity to lift a little extra winnings from the card table in the commotion.
Tony began "helping" by pulling arrows from the cart, but the driver had little
time for this.
"I have to get back to the Katrina!" he shouted frantically. A whine erupted
from the vehicle as he worked a lever inside and he shot forward, careening
in a tight circle back the way he came, adding,"I'll be back!"
The behemoth ground and crunched its way into town (The Sherrif was looking into redoing his porch anyway), and screeched to a halt with a sound like a pancaked cat (actually a LOT like that). The mayor launched out of the door of the city hall/deli, his wife right on his tail.
"Y-y-you git that thang out of here, you!" puffed the mayor, his face red with anger. A little vein in the center of his forehead pulsed out his heartrate as it increased. His ears flushed a bright red. Somewhere behind him, his wife produced a holy symbol and began waving it around in front of her and chanting some odd words.
Unabashed by her actions, the captain of the craft emerged from an upper deck portal as if nothing out of the ordinary had happened at all. Definately a dashing lady-pleaser, the captain stood and waved, a overly confident, silly grin on his face. He wore a designer leather tunic and tights that showed off his legs (and other things) in a fashion that had the tavern ladies swooning in nothing flat.
"Hello, fine sir," he said to the mayor, bowing in a sweeping gesture.
"It seems we have been set upon by centaurs and are in need of repairs and
guards to protect our fine passengers," he said.
"Those bastards took us by surprise. Killed our three best archers, they
did. By that time we had the ballista," pointing to the weapon atop the
thirty foot high craft,"working and skewered a few of their number in
quick order. You might be surprised at the damage one of those can do. I know
I was. Where can I put my landship?"
The mayor told him a good place to put it and he was right. The ship fit
snugly between the Tavern/Inn/Morgue and the Dry Goods store. Tony and Jim
began helping out by pulling the fine arrows from the landship. They recovered
about a quiver full between them. From the upper deck, the hired help began
to unload three bodies wrapped in sheets. Arrows penetrated the sheets at
odd angles.
"Any chance we could offload some bodies here?" asked the captain, stepping down a flight of polished hardwood stairs to the lower deck, leaping down the last few in a single bound.
"The tavernkeeper's son takes care of that sort of thing around here. Not many deaths here usually. It'll cost you, stranger," said the mayor. About this time his wife felt it necessary to jump up and down, a silver goblet held wardingly in front of her (the holy symbol of Dizee, the god of imbibing and hurling). Some racket as of someone banging metal with a mallet erupted from the back of the machine and the crashing sound of the back hatch connecting with the ground reverberated through the town. The mayor's wife hurled her cup at the evil MACHINE and bolted for the woods.
"How silly of me not to introduce myself. I am Laren, captain of this fine vessel," stated the captain grandly as he hopped to the ground. He had a way of expressing himself with large gestures that had the mayor shielding himself out of reflex. Usually it meant he was about to get hit.
"What can you do?" the captain said to the four.
Jim held up his bow with a smug look on his face, indicating that he was an archer.
Laren pointed to the destroyed porch across the street.
"Hit that."
"Surely he would want me to do something more difficult than that," thought
Jim, nocking an arrow. He let fly and missed widely [rolled a "2"].
"I just got this bow and am still breaking it in," he added, and let fly
another, which sailed wildly into the forest [rolled a 1], somehow avoiding
hitting any friendlies.
"Just one more time," he said, letting another arrow fly, which buried itself in the dirt [rolled a 4].
"Well, perhaps the kitchen staff can find some use for you," said Laren.
Jim's face fell.
"I will purchase another bow," he said.
Laren raised one eyebrow in doubt, then pointed to Tony. Tony pulled back his
bow and connected squarely with a leaning porch support.
"Well done, bravo, and all that," said Laren.
Wayne waved in an overdone "me too" gesture, and Laren waved for him to take his turn.
Wayne lifted his crossbow and hit the porch, though the aim was not dead center on anything he could have claimed was hist target. Winding back the string on the crossbow, he held it up and fired again, this time landing a bolt very close to Tony's arrow. Laren nodded, as if to say, "You'll do."
David remained to tell what he could do. Being a mage, he had no missle
weapons of any kind. Having used his only spell that day, he was screwed.
Left with nothing but the art of bull***t, Dave began winging it.
"I can do all sorts of useful things," he said.
Laren shrugged his shoulders and said,"Such as....."
David gave in to the pressure and could not think up any good parlor tricks. He
finally said,"I'm good with horses!"
Laren turned around to look at the Landship Katrina, then back to David.
"We don't use horses much."
He scratched his chin, then said,"Can you handle a mop?" The rest of the
party
stifled their chuckles. David said something about using another game system
for mages and something about skill-based systems. Can't blame him when he's
playing a first level mage.
"So, whatcha' doin'?" asked Tony in that suave way of his.
"Piss off! Can't ya' see we're working here! Go away!" said a dwarf, brandishing a heavy wrench and waving it menacingly. Tony and Jim suddenly thought of how they could "help" some more. They recalled seeing arrows protruding from the 3 victims' bodies and headed for the Inn to offer their services. They managed to retrieve a few more bolts, completely intact this time. After their charity subsided, with some time to examine the arrows better, Tony saw that they were made in such a way that when an arrow struck its target, the arrowhead would come off. It hadn't taken too much digging at the wounds to get these out. The mayor's son didn't look at all appreciative of Tony and Jim's work. He must be grieving for the dead, Tony concluded. Still, throwing them out of the morgue had been an odd way to express this empathy, he thought.
That done, Laren announced that for fighting men, employment would be 50 gold pieces to guard the landship on the way back to Grunburg. The sum seemed great to all, which it was considering their skill levels. The ship was in dire need of protection, so they offered what they thought would attract even the reluctant adventurer. To David, who still could not prove his worth in combat, 10 gold pieces were promised. He was not pleased with this and offered that he could make bad things happen to centaurs, such as making trees fall on them and such. Lacking proof of these abilities, Laren simply stated that he would be paid what was fair at the end of the journey. David reluctantly accepted this offer, vowing to show his worth.
After the less than impressive showing made by Jim, he was offered some pointers on shooting a bow by the ship's weaponsmaster, Gina. Laren asked their waitress to show Jim to where Gina was, in the observation room, and away he went out a door and into a gamboling hall. Just through the door a set of spiral stairs wound their way up to the room above. It was a fairly large dome of a room with transparent glassteel walls, where one could observe the countryside as the tourists made their way through territory only braved by the most hardened travellers.
"Mommy, he smells funny," came a taunt from an overdressed lad. He wore a green felt hat with a colorful feather in it and a snakeskin headband. This was as rustic as the kid got. He wore a baby blue silk shirt and puffy satin knickers of blue and gold. His golden hair was curled in ringlets. "This boy wouldn't last a night in the real world," thought Jim. With another remark about his personal hygiene, perhaps much less.
"Now, Jonny, this is how the locals smell. Now hasn't this been a really educational trip so far. ...yes they all dress this grubby. Say hello to the nice local," his mother said, somehow managing to keep that smile on her face that said to Jim that she was either the mother of God or seriously screwed up in the head. He guessed the latter. She widened the smile into a sickly sweet grin and added condescending love to the mix. Ack!.
"Gina, there you are," said the barmaid,"I guess you are to help train this young man in the use of the bow."
A gorgeous female in the obligatory bronze bra and skimpy chainmail looked Jim over as he did the same.
"You must be the one that can't shoot," she stated simply.
Jim didn't say much. She took him down the stairs and out the back door of the gamboling hall on the upper deck outside. She set up a traget at the end of
the balcony and invited Jim to shoot. He fired his bow and landed a shot
very close to the bullseye [rolled a 17]. Jim beamed with his success. [We
all boggled that he could get a good roll finally].
"Maybe you don't suck as bad as they said"
"No maam," Jim said, pulling out another arrow to show her his skill. He
fired off the shot, barely missing a window [rolling a 3].
"Why don't we move you a little closer and you can practice some more."
Gina shook her head as she walked away, disgusted with the quality of guards
that this town had to offer.
Tony took his arrows to his father's archery shop and together they worked to plajorise the arrowhead design with some success, though it took them the better part of the night to do so. This would be the last time that he would see his father and he wanted to spend some time with his father, getting some last minute pointers and advice and such.
He smoozed up to a middle aged woman, and what with one thing leading to another, he ended up sleeping in much more comfortable quarters that night.
Jim decided to report what he he had seen, lacking a few details, of course. He headed back to the ship to Laren's quarters, where a bit of a ruckus was coming from his room.
"Laren, you in there?"
"Don't disturb me! Go away!"
"Are you all right in there?"
The ruckus stopped and Laren's voice sounded irritated to the extreme.
"Bugger off! I'll be out in a while."
The lights turned on for Jim as to what was happening beyond those doors.
"But, we saw centaurs in the woods!"
"We're safe enough here. Goodbye!"
Jim toddled off to bed to get some sleep for the big day ahead.
It looks like this Friday night I will be introducing two new characters into the game. One, a friend of mine named Roger, and another friend named Chad, who is in my opinion one of the very best roleplayers/DM's that I have met to date. So anyway, the group will grow to 6 players, which is in my experience about as large a group as I can keep track of. I will keep you all posted. Bye for now!